{"id":413,"date":"2015-04-22T18:10:53","date_gmt":"2015-04-22T17:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/?p=413"},"modified":"2017-06-18T15:36:16","modified_gmt":"2017-06-18T14:36:16","slug":"hors-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/hors-service\/","title":{"rendered":"Hors-Service"},"content":{"rendered":"

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J’aurais du me m\u00e9fier, d\u00e8s Lundi soir, quand je n’ai pas eu le c\u0153ur a aller faire mes courses.<\/span>
\n Encore plus quand j’ai eu l’envie soudaine et d\u00e9mesur\u00e9e de me coucher a 20h11.<\/span>
\n Le lendemain matin, le constat \u00e9tait fait : J’\u00e9tais malade, et bien malade.<\/span><\/p>\n

La t\u00eate dans le brouillard et la voie rauque, toussant a chaque inspiration d’air, j’ai donc pris rendez-vous chez le m\u00e9decin.<\/span>
\n \u00ab\u00a0-Vous avez fr\u00e9quent\u00e9 des gens malades ces derniers temps ?<\/em><\/span>
\n -Oh, eh bien je sors d’un stage \u00e0 l’h\u00f4pital…\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Tout \u00e9tait dit.<\/span><\/p>\n

J’ai donc re\u00e7u l’ordre de retourner dormir, ce que j’ai fait avec empressement, avec quelques comprim\u00e9s en plus.<\/span>
\n (Mais pourquoi ne m’avait-on jamais dit qu’il existait du parac\u00e9tamol aromatis\u00e9 ?)<\/span>
\n L’ennui, et c’est le cas de le dire, c’est que si j’ai trouv\u00e9 \u00e7a chouette les 5 premi\u00e8res minutes (\u00ab\u00a0Ohhhh, trois jours sous la couette, je vais faire pleiiiins de choses.\u00a0\u00bb)<\/del> Ah. Ah. Ah.<\/span>
\n Pauvre inconsciente que je suis !<\/span>
\n Moi qui avais joyeusement pass\u00e9 tout l’hiver sans \u00eatre malade, Dame Angine a d\u00e9cid\u00e9 de se venger.<\/span><\/p>\n

Il fait donc un temps id\u00e9al, et je suis enferm\u00e9e, frileusement, douloureusement, avec l’\u00e9nergie d’une moule trop cuite.<\/span>
\n Je ne fais donc rien, mais je n’ai la force de rien.<\/span>
\n Quand j’ai r\u00e9alis\u00e9 que je remplissais un quizz \u00ab\u00a0Quel h\u00e9ros Disney es-tu ?<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb je me suis dit que ce n’\u00e9tait plus possible.<\/span><\/p>\n

Donc j’ai dessin\u00e9. Et j’y ai mis du temps ! Avec acharnement.<\/span><\/p>\n

Sachez que je fais partie de la cat\u00e9gorie des gens qui ne supportent pas le fait d’\u00eatre malade.<\/span>
\n Et comme je suis une petite nature, je suis INSUPPORTABLE.<\/span><\/p>\n

\"Malade\"<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

Bisous a tout ceux qui me supportent, m\u00eame quand je suis malade. \u2665<\/span>
\n (Enfin pas trop, je suis contagieuse…)<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

  J’aurais du me m\u00e9fier, d\u00e8s Lundi soir, quand je n’ai pas eu le c\u0153ur a aller faire mes courses. Encore plus quand j’ai eu l’envie soudaine et d\u00e9mesur\u00e9e de me coucher a 20h11. Le lendemain matin, le constat \u00e9tait fait : J’\u00e9tais malade, et bien malade. 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