{"id":780,"date":"2015-11-26T18:46:29","date_gmt":"2015-11-26T17:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/?p=780"},"modified":"2017-06-18T15:17:29","modified_gmt":"2017-06-18T14:17:29","slug":"ecrasez-lestous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/ecrasez-lestous\/","title":{"rendered":"Ecrasez-les tous !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino,serif;\">Bref, j&rsquo;ai commenc\u00e9 a apprendre \u00e0 conduire.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Conduite.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-782 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Conduite-1024x500.jpg\" alt=\"Conduite\" width=\"640\" height=\"313\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Conduite-1024x500.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Conduite-300x146.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Conduite.jpg 1402w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino,serif;\"><em>\u00ab\u00a0&#8211; Oulalaaaa, plus fluide, ta conduite, plus fluide, ne r\u00e9fl\u00e9chis surtout pas !\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino,serif;\"> \u00ab\u00a0<em>&#8211; Mais&#8230; ACC\u00c9L\u00c8RE. Tu te traines comme une vieille ! Passes la 3e&#8230; Voil\u00e0&#8230; Eh non, y&rsquo;avait une priorit\u00e9 \u00e0 droite l\u00e0, ralentit ! Ah, on t&rsquo;a pas encore appris a freiner ?\u00a0\u00bb<\/em><\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino,serif;\"> <em>\u00ab\u00a0-Faut doser ton frein, la, \u00e7a va pas du tout.<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino,serif;\"> \u00ab\u00a0&#8211;<em>Mais c&rsquo;est logique enfin.<\/em>\u00ab\u00a0<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino,serif;\"> \u00ab\u00a0&#8211;<em>Tu fais battre mon petit c\u0153ur, l\u00e0, de panique, hein !\u00a0\u00bb<br \/>\n<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino,serif;\">\u2665<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: georgia,palatino,serif;\">Suite au prochain \u00e9pisode, mes petits marmottons !<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bref, j&rsquo;ai commenc\u00e9 a apprendre \u00e0 conduire. \u00ab\u00a0&#8211; Oulalaaaa, plus fluide, ta conduite, plus fluide, ne r\u00e9fl\u00e9chis surtout pas !\u00a0\u00bb \u00ab\u00a0&#8211; Mais&#8230; ACC\u00c9L\u00c8RE. Tu te traines comme une vieille ! Passes la 3e&#8230; Voil\u00e0&#8230; Eh non, y&rsquo;avait une priorit\u00e9 \u00e0 droite l\u00e0, ralentit ! Ah, on t&rsquo;a pas encore appris a freiner ?\u00a0\u00bb \u00ab\u00a0-Faut doser [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"image","meta":[],"categories":[14,251],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v19.4 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>Ecrasez-les tous ! - Le Blog de So&#039;<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Comment j&#039;ai (enfin) appris a conduire\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/ecrasez-lestous\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Ecrasez-les tous ! - Le Blog de So&#039;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Comment j&#039;ai (enfin) appris a conduire\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/ecrasez-lestous\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Le Blog de So&#039;\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:publisher\" content=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/Solangepetitcactus\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2015-11-26T17:46:29+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2017-06-18T14:17:29+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/Conduite-1024x500.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Solange\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"\u00c9crit par\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Solange\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"WebSite\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/#website\",\"url\":\"https:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/\",\"name\":\"Le Blog de So&#039;\",\"description\":\"D\u00e9lices et gribouillis \u00e0 toutes heures\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"SearchAction\",\"target\":{\"@type\":\"EntryPoint\",\"urlTemplate\":\"https:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/?s={search_term_string}\"},\"query-input\":\"required name=search_term_string\"}],\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\"},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/ecrasez-lestous\/\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/ecrasez-lestous\/\",\"name\":\"Ecrasez-les tous ! - Le Blog de So&#039;\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/#website\"},\"datePublished\":\"2015-11-26T17:46:29+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2017-06-18T14:17:29+00:00\",\"author\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/6be34648c23d239758e9eace8808d9ee\"},\"description\":\"Comment j'ai (enfin) appris a conduire\",\"breadcrumb\":{\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/ecrasez-lestous\/#breadcrumb\"},\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"ReadAction\",\"target\":[\"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/ecrasez-lestous\/\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"BreadcrumbList\",\"@id\":\"http:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/ecrasez-lestous\/#breadcrumb\",\"itemListElement\":[{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":1,\"name\":\"Accueil\",\"item\":\"https:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/\"},{\"@type\":\"ListItem\",\"position\":2,\"name\":\"Ecrasez-les tous !\"}]},{\"@type\":\"Person\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/6be34648c23d239758e9eace8808d9ee\",\"name\":\"Solange\",\"image\":{\"@type\":\"ImageObject\",\"inLanguage\":\"fr-FR\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.sdb-arts.fr\/blog\/#\/schema\/person\/image\/\",\"url\":\"http:\/\/0.gravatar.com\/avatar\/6d45f424cc4f967608497ca59e4b6e78?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"contentUrl\":\"http:\/\/0.gravatar.com\/avatar\/6d45f424cc4f967608497ca59e4b6e78?s=96&d=mm&r=g\",\"caption\":\"Solange\"},\"description\":\"Solange de Bengy, 20 ans, dans les nuages, souriante et trop gentille, je tra\u00eene mes crayons et mes couleurs partout, les mains noircies. 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